Katie. 18. VA. Justa buncha weird shit on here tbh

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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I have been constantly feeling like shit for the past few days… I never have any energy.. I don’t think I’m getting a cold, but I just.. idk what’s wrong with me. I hate not having enough energy to even do the shit I need to… 

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

cyberzaddy:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

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awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

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whiteteethteens:

me every time fancy comes on the radio

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