foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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"In time, we’ll be dancin’ in the streets all night (all night, all night)
In time, yes, everything will be alright (all right, all right)
It’ll take time but we’re going far
You and me, yes I know we are”

Ive never had an anxiety attack last this long…

Its been going on since like around 12:45… And its around 4:39. Its literally where i cant breathe. Now my face and hands are tingley.. usually this means its ending… I hope so.

  • Weather Man on the Radio: The high for tomorrow is only 40 degrees. Pretty low for April.
  • Local Hick: Pssh...so much for global warming.
  • Me: JUST BECAUSE IT'S COLD HERE RIGHT NOW DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE GLOBAL TEMPERATURE ISN'T, ON AVERAGE, HIGHER THAN IT WAS A DECADE AGO!

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via anxietyleadst0loneliness)

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via shedding-this-skin)